In 'n' Out (part 1)

Well, y'all may not know it, but ccgboyz and I decided to take up contracting as a second profession!!! (this here blogin' biz ain't producing a steady income yet). Neither one of us really knew that much about contracting, but once we found out that we both liked playing with building blocks when we was kids, the idea hit off right nice!

Seeing as we were new to the trade, we thought we'd start out right and put an ad in the paper saying that we was a big contracting operation 'a lookin fer work. But after waiting a few days, nothing happening, and receiving a bill for the ad (which we could't pay) things were looking pretty bleak. Therefore, when we received our first phone call from a kindly lady we say'd:

"Yo, this is In 'n' Out contracting, if you hire us we'll be in'n'out as fast as jiffy will lube your car!"

To that the lady simply replied:"Well, I would like to know if you could refer me to any subs who could do a small wiring job in my house?"

We consulted each other and both came to the conclusion that we did not know any sandwiches, but could definitely use some work. So called her back.

]Big Al:"Wal, that's actually just the type of work we do!"

Ccgboys:"Yes ma'm! In fact, we mean to do 'most all our work in house, at least 'till the weather clears up."

(The afore-mentioned statement was entirely lucky, and purly based on a desire to work inside while it was raining).

At this point the lady said:"That'll be perfect then, when can I expect you to stop by my house?"

To which we responded:"Let us check our fancy scheduling book for ya... Ah yes, you sure is lucky! We just had a cancellation tommorrow morning (this was sort of true, because we did give up watching football on our brand new couch w/a built in refrigerator that jellyfish doesn't know about) and we can squeeze you in right there, you can expect us around 8:00am."

To which she replied:"Isn't that a little fast?"

To which I said:"Wa'l, they don't call us In 'n' out for nothing!"

Boy, if we only knew what we were getting into...