1. "Who needs to visit pier 39 to hear a seal bark when they can just listen to you sing?"
2. "Your voice sounds just like the cat I ran over the other day. Only the cat had the decency to die, whereas you keep on singing!"
3. "The sound of your voice is like the cry of a cougar echoing through a canyon."
4. "You should sing with a pack of dogs. They'd be a great backup chorus."
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#3 & 4 are not really insulting...actually most people sound better singing like three and with four. (I would at least).
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