Some may be wondering how a teenager could ever live without a cell phone. Well frankly, I don't. I just use my mom's. Which I hate doing. Here is a conversation that may show why:
We are driving into town.
Mom: Hey Jellyfish, why don't you call Big-Al to set up a time to hang out?
Me: That would be cool, but can you talk to him?
*Here you could be thinking I am very unsocial, but I assure you, this sentence was simply generated from experience in the realm of scheduling over the phone.
Mom: He's your friend. Here, it's dialing.
Me: But-
Big Al: Hi! I must be popular!
Me: Sup, this is Jelly.
Big: Sup dawg!
Me: I wanted to know when you could hang out?
Big: Dude, I'm busy all day.
Me: He's busy all day.
Big: Huh?
Mom: Ask about tomorrow. Gets out her planner.
Me: I was talking to Mom.
Mom: Maybe 2:00.
Big: You're with my mom? I've been looking all over for her!
Me: No! I'm with MY mom.
Mom: Why won't 2 work?
Me: Look out!
Mom: Whoa! Lots of screeching noises as our car dodges in and out of trees in an orchard.
Big: For what?
Me: I was un! talking ahh! to my help! mom.
Big: Whats going on!
Me: ugg! Car jolts over ditch back onto road (Lots of honking and screeching)
Mom: That idiot just cut me off!
Me: You're the one who's driving crazy!
Big: I'm at a stop light, how can I be driving crazy?
Me: I was talking to mom again!
Mom: How 'bout 4:oo?
Big: Oh, well I thought you called to talk to me, not your mom.
Me: Will 4 work?
Mom: That's what I just said!
Big: For what?
Jelly hands phone to his mom.
Me: You talk to him.
At this point, Mom talks to my friend all the way into town, laughing the whole way, and forgets to set a time to hang out. Why am I always the victim?
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12 comments:
that was really, really funny! keep it up!
this conversation would not be so messed up if you had your own cell phone.
tdude
Hey, I think Dad just offered to buy you a cell phone! ;)
you guys should post more.
i second that! What happened to posting once a week????
i third that.
lol! That's awesome. And I second the motion... for the third time, I guess. Well, it was only second-ed once, and then it was third-ed, so I guess I'm only second-ing it for the second time, but it's really the fourth time anyone has said something about it in this thread.
Did that make sense?
this is SO funny!! what type of mom would put her poor child through all that!
Ha! I really DO laugh at what you say! "We will post once a week"! Hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!
would you PLEASE post again????
I give up on you guys...GOOD-BYE!!!
What is WRONG with you guys???? Why don't you every POST???
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